I’ve been told that there’s never been a redevelopment agency in California that has shut its operations down, no matter how old. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! And by gum, it put them on the map! Monorail The Monorail Song [You know, a town with money's a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. Rock You Like a Hurricane • Look At All Those Idiots • Hullaba Lula • We Love To Smoke, 140913 - Conan O'Brien - The Monorail Song @ The Simpsons Take the Hollywood Bowl ~. Lyle Lanley: I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map. Voting closed 0. reply; Lyle, get a verified account! What's it called? The Simpsons I'll show you my idea. People already steal working train power cables for the copper. Villain Song Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community. Don't Edit. It is also sung briefly in "The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be". [holds up a map of the U.S. with those towns' names drawn on with pen] Miss Hoover : Thank you for coming, Mr. Lanley. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! What's it called? Song Name Type of Song International Monorail 1989 – Present31 years I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map! I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map! Theft. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. [Heh-heh, mule.] The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be, https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/The_Monorail_Song?oldid=915904. I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! I'll tell you what I'll do. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! What about us brain-dead slobs? Like a genuine, bona fide 3 years ago I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map! Composer Monorail! Monorail Phil HartmanJulie KavnerNancy CartwrightHarry ShearerHank AzariaMaggie RoswellDan CastellanetaChorus Nov 29, 2017 By fizzle406 May 5, 2020, 8:14am CDT Share this story “I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!” Lyle Lanley, voiced by Phil Hartman, is … I've sold monorails to By King.of.Brighton on Tue, 01/20/2015 - 11:52am. Let's just hope they don't hire Homer Simpson as a conductor. Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide... electrified, six-car monorail. ], Television Throw up your hands and raise your voice Al JeanJeff MartinGeogre MeyerFrank MulaConan O'BrienJohn SwartzwelderJohn Vitti It glides as softly as a cloud I swear it's Springfield's only choice Monorail Ensinger said -"I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook! " Once again Reactions: DocNo and Master_shake_ like this. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by … Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. What'd I say? Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! The song was performed by Langley's voice actor, the late Phil Hartman; Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, and Selma Bouvier's voice actress Julie Kavner; Bart Simpson's voice actress Nancy Cartwright; Ned Flanders' voice actor Harry Shearer; Clancy Wiggum and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon's voice actor Hank Azaria; Elizabeth Hoover's voice actress Maggie Roswell; Barney Gumble, Abraham Simpson II, and Homer Simpson's voice actor Dan Castellaneta; and a chorus as the rest of the Springfield residents. [The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley. Marge drives to the town of North Haverbrook, a previous purchaser of one of Lanley's monorails. d'oh! Reactions: GeneratorNL , wbrm , TER200 and 1 other person sarcasmic September.10.2010 at 8:15 am Is there a chance the track could bend? "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map." She discovers the town to be in ruins, and, despite the advertisements for it everywhere stating otherwise, the townsfolk fearfully deny their monorail's existence. Re: (Score: 2) by ledow. Don't Edit. Monorail I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum I've put them on the map! This song is near the end of the first act and sung during a town meeting when trying to discuss what to do with some money the town got from Mr. Burns. Serious inquires only. Electrified, six-car monorail Performer(s) He then unfurls a map of the USA with just those towns labeled on it. Quote of the episode: "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum, it put them on the map!" I'm Miss Hoover. It is also unknown if Brockway ever recovered. The Monorail Song is sung by Lyle Lanley and the cast during The Simpsons episode "Marge vs. the Monorail" (Season 4). Monorail! The Monorail ” (season four, episode 12, originally aired 1/14/1993). Eye Beams: A squirrel mutated by the toxic waste stored in its tree has these. 'Ogdenville, North Haverbrook and Brockway' by flashman. I give you the Springfield Monorail! Alf Clausen It also provided a GIF that’s regularly used in every sports arena debate (“I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map!”). Take my pen knife, my good man Exact Words: Lanley boasts in his pitch that he's sold Monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, "And by gum, it put them on the map!" Lyle is a con artist who sold the Springfieldians a badly built monorail and … No, good sir, I'm on the level And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Dakota Bouvette I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook. I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Okay, two and I get to keep this old birdcage! By Malcolm Tucker on Thu, 07/23/2015 - 2:35pm. The zoo had not sold a monorail to Brockway, Ogdenville, or North Haverbrook at this point, and so it quoted Emerson a per-car rate for the genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail. The song was written by Al Jean, Jeff Martin, George Meyer, Frank Mula, Conan O'Brien, John Swartzwelder, and Jon Vitti. Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a … [Monorail] [Monorail] “I’ve sold monorails to Brockway Medical, Ogdenville Memorial, and North Haverbrook Hospital, and by gum, it put them on the map,” Lanley said. I give you the Springfield Monorail! up. I give you the Springfield Monorail! No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.] A small people embiggened by a noble spirit, sure, but not the type to be trusted with a $3 million settlement from the local nuclear power plant.C. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook! What'd I say? Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. That's right! I hear those things are awfully loud I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Report Add Reply Brockway is a town that was first mentioned by Lyle Lanley as towns to which he's sold monorail systems. You'll be given cushy jobs "The Monorail Song" is a song that appears in the season four episode "Marge vs. Monorail" of the animated television series The Simpsons. The Simpsons, “ Marge Vs. "The Itchy & Scratchy Show" Theme • Sideshow Bob Theme • Every Time We Say Goodbye • Kang and Kodos Theme • Somethin' Stupid • Tribute to Mr. Burns • The Monorail Song • Cape Feare (Medley) • We Do • See My Vest • Señor Burns • Dr. Zaius • Scorpio • March of the Winkies • Farewell, Sideshow Bob • Stuck in the Middle with You • The Very Reason That I Live • High to Be Loathed • You Could Do Worse, Other Monorail It's more a Shelbyville idea.] But Main Street's still all cracked and broken Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken It is unknown if Brockway was ruined by Lanley's monorail scam, but going by what happened to North Haverbrook and what almost happened to Springfield, it most likely was. I'll show you my idea! Monorail We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. [All right. You probably think monorails are a novelty. Well, sir, there's nothing on earth https://villainsong.fandom.com/wiki/The_Monorail_Song?oldid=23207, Conan O'Brien performed the song at the live show concert, The song was inspired by the songs "Ya Got Trouble" and "Rock Island" from the 1957 musical. (audience gasps) I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map! Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail!] It is the twenty-ninth track on Songs in the Key of Springfield. Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! 'I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, and by gum it sure put them on the map.' I've tanked Strike Eagles doing the same thing whilst high and heavy over A-stan. Really cool at night. Lyle Lanley: All right, I tell you what I'll do. Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! - Lyle Lanley, Springfield 1993 (The Simpsons). --Lyle Lanley. The ring came off my pudding can Not on your life, my Hindu friend I hate every ape I see 8 months ago I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map. It features the con-artist Lyle Lanley as he dupes the citizens of Springfield into buying and constructing a monorail. The Monorail Song As is. Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.] Were you sent here by the Devil? Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Lyricist Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail!] I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Monorail “I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map! Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail! Lyle Lanely : I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum I've put them on the map! Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! The citizens of Springfield are not a sensible people. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook... and by gum, it put them on the map! I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! Cartoon Song, Julie KavnerNancy CartwrightHarry ShearerHank AzariaMaggie RoswellDan CastellanetaChorus, Jeff MartinGeogre MeyerFrank MulaConan O'BrienJohn SwartzwelderJohn Vitti. 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